Saturday, 19 February 2011

SANTA BANTA SMS


Santa: I Am So Miser (Kanjoos) That I Went Alone For My Honeymoon And Saved Half The Money. Bania: That Is Nothing, I Saved Full Money. I Sent My Wife For Honeymoon With A Friend. 
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Santa Ki Beti "LAADO" Bacpan Se Japan Me Thi Wo India Aai Per Airport Se Return Ho Gayi
Q Ki Waha Bord Lagha Tha "NA AANA IS DESH MERI LADO" 
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Santa :- Jaldi Ek Cold Drink De, Ladai Hone Wali Hai.. Shop Keeper :- Lo ! Shopkeeper :- Jaldi Ek Or De, Ladai Hone Wali Hai... Shopkeeper :- Lekin Ladai Kab Hogi... Shopkeeper :-Jab Tu Paise Maangega Tab 
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 How Do You Convert A BUS Into A Female ??
SANT Come Late To The Bus Stop..
BUS MISS Ho Jaayegi. 
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Once SANTA Stopped A Fight Stil He Was Punished Y?
Coz The Fight He Stopped Was A Boxing Match 
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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions..
Teacheif 1000 Kgs=Ton Then 3000 Kgs Equal How Much ?
Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!.. 
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Why Does Sardarji Cleans The Wall With An EAR BUD?
Guess...!Sochooo.......
KYUNKI.....Diwaron Ke Bhi Kaan Hote Hai.... 
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Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?
Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.
Sir:Wo Kaise?
Bnta: Kyuki Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne Fir Kaat Di! 
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In A Maths Exam Everyone Was Writing Except
SANTA Was Dancing. Y..?
Because Someone Told Him That There Is Marks For Every Step 

Thursday, 17 February 2011

SARDAR SMS SPECIAL


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Santa praying:Bhagwanji plz punjab nu amrica di capital bana dita.Plz,plz
God:Par kyu yaara?
Santa:Qki main exam vich likh aaya si…
Santa=Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya..
Banta=Fir kya kiya?
Santa=Maine kaha Google pe search karlo,mil jaye to download kar lena…
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1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:p
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1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
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Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d
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Wednesday, 16 February 2011

BIRTH DAY SMS SPECIAL


Suraj Roshni Le Kar Aayaa
Aur Chidyon Ne Gaanaa Gaayaa
Phoolon Ne Hans Hans Kar Bolaa
Mubarak Ho Tumhaara Janam Din Aaya!


KHUSHI SE BEETE HAR DIN
Har Suhani Rat Ho.
JIS TARAF APKE KADAM PADE
Vaha Phulo Ki Barsat Ho.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Pholo Ne Bola Khushbo Se
Khushbo Ne Bola Badal Se
Badal Ne Bola Lehro Se
Lehro Ne Bola Sahil Se
Wohi Hum Kehtey Hen Dil Se
HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO U…

Is Ada Ka Kya Jawab Du
Apne Dost Ko Kya Udhar Du
Koi Acchasa Phool Hota To Mali Se Mangvata
Jo Khud Gulab He Usko Kya Gulab Du
Junam Din Mubarak Ho…

This Msg Has No Fat,
No Cholesterol And No Addictive,
This Is All Natural Except,
With A Lot Of Sugar.
But It Can Never Be As Sweet As The One Reading It.
“Happy Birthday”