FUNNY SMS

Ek Aadmi Dusre Admi Ko Peet Raha Tha Aur Khud Jor Jor Se Ro Raha Tha.

 Jab Logo Ne Usse Pucha Ki Tum Kyo Ro Raheho To 
Usne Kha- Jab Mai Ise Chodunga To Ye Bhi Mujhe Ise Trah Pitega. 

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Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola: "Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge

"Ladka: "Saale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??" 

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 Boy:Tum gaana bahut achcha gaate ho.

Girl:Nahi, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.

Boy:To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain

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Ek bacha paida hote hi nurse se bola-mobile hai kya?

Nurse:-hai pr tu kya karega

Bacha:kuch nhi bs God ko miss cal krni hai ki me pahunch gya. 

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Reportelalu Ji. The Poor Women In Bihar Dont Have Clothes To Wear.

LALU: U FOOL, Tum FTV Dekhte Ho?

Rich Women Bhi Cloth Nahi Pehenti Hai.Ye Fashionwa Hai. 

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SMS

Sath na sahi

Tanhai to milti h,

Mulakat na sahi

Judai to milti h,

Kaun kehta hai

Pyar me kuch nahi

Milta,

Wafa nahi sahi

Bewafa to milti hai

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Life me kabi 3 gift miss mat karna

1.     Lover (god ke dia gift.)

2.     Mother (gift me mila gift .)

3.     Friend (god ko bhi nahi milne wala gift” 

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Bin sawan barsat nahi hoti

Suraj dube bina

Raat nahi hoti dost kisi ka dil mat todna ,

Kyoki dil tutne ki aawaj nahi hoti  

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Boy “dear ! meri ankho me dekho ,

Kya dikhayi de raha hai ??

Girl “sachcha pyar “

Boy “ O aashik ki maa !!!!

Machchar gir gya hai .

Jaldi nikaal”

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Love SMS

Love SMS 
Manaa ki mere ishq me dard nahi tha,
Par dil mera bedard nahi tha
Hoti thi meri ankho me barsat , 
Par unke liye aansu or pane me fark nahi tha